In 3 weeks, I've done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy.and that is to get people to open their wallets. Let's call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily "personal stimulus" if you know what I'm sayin). I know a lot of our fans are stingy motherfuckers and need to be "inspired" to get off their fat asses to spend money in ways that truly enhance lives and bring joy to the world. Sometimes you need to kick your loved ones in the assholes to get them to satisfy their need for awesome t-shirts (and to fill my bank account). I haven't decided to keep T-Shirt Hell going because of the tens of thousands of supportive emails we received or because of the press and sales we generated over the last 3 weeks (nearly 100,000 shirts sold). But oh.wait.we never actually left.Īnd just so I make this clear. The black lady who writes the most intellectually (anally) stimulating newsletter on the net is back. We're going to be bigger, better and more fucked up than before.
In fact, we wouldn't leave even if we had to resort to selling dead babies for food when this economy truly hits the fan. T-Shirt Hell is not going out of business.
But first get up out of your chairs, stand up in your cubicles, put down your bongs, zip up your pants and yell, '"FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the assholes who look at you funny. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to put up with these overly sensitive morons who can't take a joke anymore". I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Things have got to change. Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot Nigger', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA.ĭo you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break.the site is called T-Shirt Hell.
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